Catwalk Crazy

I'm a catwalk crazy, a fashion obsessive
If it sparkles I'm happy and horny too
Every cut, every seam is special to me
and one day I'll design something for you

I lurk at the door and round the backstage
Seeking offcuts and ideas and snippets of news
At college there is no-one keener than me
For my flat's full of pieces I've sewn to amuse

lyrics record cover

I'm a catwalk crazy, a fashion obsessive
If it sparkles I'm happy and horny too
Every cut, every seam is special to me
and one day I'll design something for you

The best of the models are angels I think
They know that I care and they look after me
I know all their names and their sizes all round
and I'd do anything for them which they can all see





a DumDave Music Video production 3rd August 2025