Ask the Phone

My boyfriend complains, “Missed our date. Shall we end?”
Yes we should, I confirm, and delete him as friend
For my electronic lover's both pretty and clever
And I spend hours in his company, I hope its forever

Ask the phone. Ask the phone. That's what we all do
For questions, for answers, and life advice too
Now I'm never alone and I know every fact
In terms of intelligence I am totally jacked

My dad then says, “Homework?” You're grounded 'til done
My mom shakes her head 'cos she's really no fun
Write a history of China? Tap my phone and its there
See the grin on my face. I don't have a care

Teacher fires, “Translate this then” and stares at my face
I start to panic as my heart starts to race
But my glasses are fitted with camera and screen
So I read out the answer as if I were keen

Ask the phone. Ask the phone. That's what we all do
For questions, for answers, and life advice too
Now I'm never alone and I know every fact
In terms of intelligence I am totally jacked



a DumDave Music Video production 20 July 2025